My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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