my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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