i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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