mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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