Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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