all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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