Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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