walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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