If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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