boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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