when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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