Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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