Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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