You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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