he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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