how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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