Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
we're so committed to being not committed
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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