giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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