last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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