Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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