I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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