Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She even gives head with a lisp.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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