THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
