HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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