do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
They have beer where we have blood.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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