Christians are straight up FREAKS
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
