Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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