we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
never play flip cup with pint glasses
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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