The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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