wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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