I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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