yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he was CRYING into my vagina
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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