I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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