just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
tell me about the eggs
Help. Why am I so naked?
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