do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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