Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Randomize
