Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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