How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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