kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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