question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
