using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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