went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
and you fell through a lawn chair
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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