I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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