I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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