I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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