I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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