I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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