You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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