just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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