I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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