so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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