Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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