ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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