we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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