Already got asked if we're dating
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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