hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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