Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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