The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
he fucked my hip out of place.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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